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Babe Ruth--Alabama Pitts Poem
GOAT
At the Sing Sing Prison
Babe Ruth sat in the electric chair
Smoking a cigar and telling jokes.
He was there to play the prison team,
The Black Sheep, but found time
To visit the real murderers’ row,
Where he would ask a prisoner
“You know what time it is?”
Then laugh and say,
Why would you need to know?
He’d come from a party somewhere
And drove his car to the gate and then
Inside to the field overlooking the Hudson.
In the game he hit three home runs
Then pitched the last inning
To show he still could.
When Alabama Pitts, who the warden
Had bribed to play with conjugal visits,
Hit a homer off the Babe,
He was all about him,
Telling the Times reporters
About the great ballplayer
Locked up in Ossining.
Was the Babe,
Who got the talk started,
That sent him arching
Toward his tragedy.
Thursday, January 5, 2023
Alabama Pitts Meets the Valdese High School Baseball Team, 1939
There were some boys
Who wanted to try him
That first day on the ball field
Behind the rock school on Main Street.
My daddy said you a jailbird, coach,
A tall lad with a fuzzy little mustache said.
Yeah, mine too, the stout kid who had
On the team’s one set of shin guards piped in.
A cloud covered the sun for a moment,
And it got dark all at once like in a movie.
I served my time, son.
And let me tell you, I can outhit, outthrow,
Outfield, and outrun every one of you
Small town shit kicker hicks.
I’ve lived in New York City.
I’ve done time in Sing Sing Prison.
I’ve played football for the Eagles
And baseball against Babe Ruth.
Now which one of you peckerheads
Thinks he can get a pitch past me?
He grabbed a bat and stood by
The wooden slab that passed for home plate
And waited to begin his coaching.
